🎓Matron; Intellect Equals Good Behaviour?

Some strange things have been happening at St Mackenzie’s and when Matron Forrest comes to the classroom she is about to get the shock of her life. When she find an old academic report with her name on she cannot figure out where it has come from, but she decides to have a flick through and see what the teachers really thought of her. As she reads sections out loud it is clear that all the teachers considered her a genius with serious potential, if only she could concentrate on her studies instead of chasing boys and ****! Matron is shocked, was she really that cleaver? She spots a vial of something on the desk with writing down the side. Now Matron is even more confused but when she opens the vial and smells the contents inside she feels compelled to take a sip. But then strange things start to happen… After each sip her clothing starts to change and her mind is clearer, and when she finally finishes the mysterious liquid she is fully transformed into a geek and now you are in front of her, just like you had planned. You are hoping she will now live a more academic and successful life and maybe even rule the world. However she lets you into a secret, the Geeks were the biggest ***** of all! Their antics were just kept secret so St Mackenzie’s could thrive on their achievements. So get out your ****, this Geeky **** needs to suck on you and swallow your load!